From the East and West
And the North and South
To Delhi they all go
To honour Gee-Too-Oh.
Neither sleet nor rain
Pestilence, nor pain
Can bung up the big show,
Two cheers for Gee-Too-Oh!
Wait, what is that you say?
No, it must not be heard.
Ukraine has dropped a turd
On the communiqué.
See Lavrov and Blinken
Jaishankar and Qin
Passing to and fro,
Cursing Gee-Too-Oh.
Without fear or favour
Diplomats plot their course.
Now, summon the host,
All hail Gee-Too-Oh!
Note to readers: Talleyrand is most grateful for the ‘pledges’ of support you have made, metre and multilateralism be damned.