“Trump’s arch is opposed by a lot of people, including a coalition of veterans and preservationists. They are his arch archnemeses, if you will.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“It’s going to be beautiful. It strikes the perfect balance between Scientology and Liberace that we have come to expect from our president.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“It will be situated near Arlington National Cemetery, the burial site of thousands of American soldiers whose fathers weren’t leasing office space to a podiatrist.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“Arlington, it’s a beautiful place. It’s set up uniformly so that each grave is given equal significance. Until now. Now, this will loom above it all.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“The question still remains as to whether the administration will get congressional approval for the project. And though I haven’t done any digging on this yet, I can say with 100 percent certainty that they will not.” — JIMMY KIMMEL