[Salon] New Poll Reveals Trump Less Popular Than Explosive Diarrhea

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New Poll Reveals Trump Less Popular Than Explosive Diarrhea

Andy Borowitz

Aug 3

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In alarming news for Republicans heading into the midterm elections, a new poll released on Monday revealed that Donald J. Trump is less popular than explosive diarrhea.

By a margin of two to one, likely voters said that they would rather suffer two years of the acute gastrointestinal ailment than the remainder of Trump’s term.

According to polling experts, this marks the first time a president of the United States has been outperformed by a food-borne parasite.

At the White House, press secretary Karoline Leavitt dismissed the poll, declaring, “Not only is President Trump as popular as explosive diarrhea, to millions of Americans he is synonymous with it.”

[Salon] New Poll Reveals Trump Less Popular Than Explosive Diarrhea

New Poll Reveals Trump Less Popular Than Explosive Diarrhea

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